If u dont dip ur fries in ur mcflurry u have no friends
did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !
"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"
I CANT FUCKING WAIT
kissing is great
but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
find a person who looks at you like how orochimaru looks at sasuke
Today my human mother yelled at me for walking on the train tracks by our house and she had the NERVE to tell me to “Get off the tracks” and ”act like a real boy”! Fuck you mom IM A TRAIN! THE TRACKS ARE MY HOME HOW DARE YOU! Do you WANT ME TO DERAIL AND DIE!!!!!?????
oh my god
If you ask me to come chill at your place… and there’s an xbox.. i’m playin that shit.
this is a lot to take in
children in middle eastern countries are being killed in front of their parents eyes, black children get shot for no real reason and we still have white people on tumblr talking about how white children are ‘oppressed’ because their school doesnt allow them to wear some specific kind of printed shirt